Wednesday, January 5, 2011

He says he will but never does.

As of late I have seen fellow bloggers do reviews of things they liked in the past year or even decade. I however take such restrictions by the groin and throw them out my window in a fashion not seen since the good 'olde days of batterin broads.

With this I am going to unleash a series of posts I like to call "Mark likes stuff and this be the stuff he likes." Catchy I know.

With this I shall begin, "with what" you ask with a slight sense of boredom dulling your voice. First off you're a dick and secondly I shall keep you in suspense! Unless of course you are reading this after you read my future blogs thanks to time being an uncivilized swine who does not command my respect or admiration. STOP AGEING ME YOU BASTARD!

I have however gotten deliciously off topic and at the sake of not rambling anymore I shall pull my trousers back on and start this thing.