Oh this morning was a foul mistress to say the least. I was dazing in and out of consciousness between the unsightly hours of 6-7, I oddly kept dreaming of the same person in different situations, I dare not say who lest they cast a quizzical brow in my direction whilst telling others what an offbeat character I am.
Well anyway, I was rudely awakened from said dreams by a wave of frostiness nipping at my bare toes. Sharply I had to tuck them into the blanket before frostbite could stick its razor-sharp teeth into them. After a few moments of recuperation I was warm and snug again, however my own body decided to wish to freeze to death as my bladder screamed in agony. Grudgingly I made a mad dash for the bathroom, as if my steps could outrun the cold, unfortunately the cold caught. When finished I retired to my bed like a penguin returning from the frigid Antarctic waters with a giant fish in beak.
At this point however it was going on half past seven and I feared the eventuality of getting up to go to college. A million thoughts rushed around my head, maybe nobody else will go in, maybe the roads are covered in some sort of freak volume of snow but eventually I knew something of even more importance had to be done anyway, I had to finish off the rest of inception. With this information in hand I lept out of bed brushing off the coldness as I knew some awesome Cillian Murphage lay before me (no wonder people think I'm gay).
To my surprise however a lot of people were actually in today. Hrmm as I write this it seems to becoming more and more like a diary and less and less like a blog, I'd best stop writing in this manner. So I'll skip onto the annoying part of today, you people love that stuff don't you, YOU VULTUROUS SWINES!
Carrying on, I was in the dark room today processing my oh so bad it's still not good film when I decided to enter a darker room, to my horror it was already occupied (long story short, light + unprocessed film = holy fuck). Needless to say after standing with the door open for what felt like 10 minutes, I immediately proceeded to slam the door shut hoping that light wouldn't stand a chance against my delayed reactions. Luckily she had already finished up in there and had everything shut, I still felt like crap for the next hour however with the only thing racing through my mind being "woah, you're a fucking idiot".
This train of thought did not help me with my next task. I had to open a film up and place it in a spindle whilst in the pitch dark, not as easy as it sounds. Well after setting up I casually flipped the lid off the container, I was aghast within moments though as I realized the container was only half open, a fellow classmates words echo'd in my ears as I mindlessly scrambled my hands onto the lid, I tried prying it open but my amazing thumb strenght was no match for its lid. Panic set in as I grasped the bottle opener in my hand. I slammed it down on the lid hoping for it to catch each time, 4, 5, 6 times no success, when all seemed lost I got it. Losing no time I launched the lid off in what could only be described as an orgasmic moment for me and the inanimate object. Before I knew it the container had spilled its film all over the room. Quickly I rended the film with a quick snap of my scissors, "progress" I almost screamed to myself!
(I'm talking about this for far too long and boring even myself in the process but I'll finish this up).
The next step was irritating to say the least, think threading a needle in a pitch black room and then knotting the needle so as it doesn't fall out of the hole. Well that's kind of like what I had to do next as the film had to be inserted into a fissure in the spindle and then wound up. This event took a lot longer than I would have liked as I stood over the spindle for a good 5 minutes trying to finger my way into its grooves, finally I succeeded but I'm sure I punctured the film in many places in the process, shit sucks.
Well yeah that's enough about that boring situation. There's one more thing I want to talk about in today's blog and that is the film 'Inception'. You're six months behind you may scream at me from the lonely confines of your cold monitor, yeah well...shut up!
The film was amazing I must say, Leo did an awesome acting job as usual, some real emotion in there. The film on the whole was not the mind bending experience I was led to believe. It was pretty rational if you paid attention to the laws of the dreams. The movie was amazing overall and somehow managed to make me marvel at such mundane sights as a city. I wish for more movies like it!
I meant to write more about Inception today but I'm cold!
So I think I shall depart for now to go watch some of this 'Walking Dead' show. It better be all kinds of awesome. Ciao.
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